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Old June 26th 09, 04:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Bob Sherunckle
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It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.
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Old June 26th 09, 06:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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"Bob Sherunckle" wrote in message
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It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.


I was suprised it was a coronary on the emergency ward, I'd have thought it
would have been a stroke on the kiddies ward...

He and Farrah Fawcett dies on the same day, she messed with Majors, he
messed with minors...

And loads more that just aren't funny enough to repeat.

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Old June 26th 09, 06:45 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
AstraVanMann[_2_]
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"Bob Sherunckle" wrote:
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.


Not a tasteless Michael Jackson joke, but something the newsagent/shopkeeper
of a place I pop into most days said made me chuckle. He'd gone to the loo
at some point in the night, and his wife had left a note "Michael Jackson,
age 50, died of a heart attack in Los Angeles, California, earlier tonight.
Don't forget the stuff in the fridge."

--
"For want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died."


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Old June 26th 09, 07:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Abo
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Default Michael Jackson Jokes ?

Bob Sherunckle wrote:
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.


His ghost was spotted haunting a junior school. He's putting the willies
up kids even *after* death...
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Old June 26th 09, 08:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
jamesd1974
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"Bob Sherunckle" wrote in message
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It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.



try www.sickipedia.org, although after something this big their server has
probably given up.

james

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Old June 27th 09, 11:08 AM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:13:29 +0100, jamesd1974 wrote:

"Bob Sherunckle" wrote in message
...
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.



try www.sickipedia.org, although after something this big their server
has probably given up.


After I heard the news early yesterday morning I went to Sickipedia 'for
research purposes' to see how long it would take everybody to get stuck
in.

The site was already down at 0545...

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Old June 29th 09, 04:57 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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On 26 June, 16:38, "Bob Sherunckle"
wrote:
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.


Because he died leaving behind a great deal of debt, Michael Jackson's
belongings are already being sold on eBay.
Garry Glitter was first to bid on his computer.
 




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