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The joys of student life



 
 
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Old May 8th 08, 08:02 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Tim S Kemp[_2_]
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fishman wrote:
On 8 May, 07:16, "Doki" wrote:
I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


I never saw **** stain a sink before


Our local starbucks has trough style handbasins in the toilets, have seen
people mistaking them for the urinal more than once. I'd take a picture but
I think you can get arrested for that.


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Old May 8th 08, 08:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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"Tim S Kemp" wrote in message
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fishman wrote:
On 8 May, 07:16, "Doki" wrote:
I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


I never saw **** stain a sink before


Our local starbucks has trough style handbasins in the toilets, have seen
people mistaking them for the urinal more than once. I'd take a picture
but I think you can get arrested for that.


I've mistaken a bidet for a toilet in the past..

Mike P


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Old May 9th 08, 09:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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"Mike P" wrote in message
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"Tim S Kemp" wrote in message
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fishman wrote:
On 8 May, 07:16, "Doki" wrote:
I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...

I never saw **** stain a sink before


Our local starbucks has trough style handbasins in the toilets, have seen
people mistaking them for the urinal more than once. I'd take a picture
but I think you can get arrested for that.


I've mistaken a bidet for a toilet in the past..



"Oh look, two loos, that's quaint."

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Old May 10th 08, 08:24 AM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Doki
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"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doki wrote:

I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


`just be grateful it's not poo. Or as I found ours at one time, full of
sick because some knobhead had thrown up and left the plug in place.


That's nowt. A mate lived in halls where you had a corridor with rooms and a
kitchen - obstensibly a flat with 5 or 6 bedrooms, but there's no front door
lock and anyone can therefore go into any flat's kitchen, bathrooms etc.
Quite a few halls seem to have been built in that style in the 60s and 70s.
Anyway, one morning he woke up, and someone had shat in the kitchen, and
smeared it all over *everything*. The walls, the cupboards, the insides of
pots and pans. The lot.

Apparently the cleaner actually cleaned it up. I'd have been writing a
****ing terse letter to estate services demanding a new set of everything...

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Old May 10th 08, 08:25 AM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Doki
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"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doki wrote:

I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


`just be grateful it's not poo. Or as I found ours at one time, full of
sick because some knobhead had thrown up and left the plug in place.


And in other tales of grimness, one of my bird's friends pulled a guy. She
woke up in the morning and found that he'd been for a **** and wiped his
arse on one of her t-shirts. And then she found the **** in one of her
shoes...

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Old May 10th 08, 08:26 AM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
Doki
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"Douglas Payne" wrote in message
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Doki wrote:

"Doki" wrote in message
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I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


My bird reckons it's coffee or coke stains. I now feel slightly less
nauseous.


No, it's urine. Why would someone pour perfectly good coke or coffee down
the bathroom sink?


Washing a mug out to have a drink of water. I think it's bad enough that
it's concievable that someone would **** in the sink and not rinse it...

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Old May 10th 08, 09:43 AM posted to uk.rec.cars.modifications
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Doki wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doki wrote:

I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...


`just be grateful it's not poo. Or as I found ours at one time, full of
sick because some knobhead had thrown up and left the plug in place.


And in other tales of grimness, one of my bird's friends pulled a guy. She
woke up in the morning and found that he'd been for a **** and wiped his
arse on one of her t-shirts. And then she found the **** in one of her
shoes...


Oh dear, and I thought that I'd seen the grimmer side of life at Uni.
Obviously I didn't.
 




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