DanB wrote:
"Douglas Payne" wrote in message
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fishman wrote:
On 7 May, 23:51, "Vamp" wrote:
off to florida tomz so i'll catch up on the abuse and non mod
posts oh and
the fecking spam when i get back on the 24th may!
i'm off to see sand, sea, babes and V8's

Wouldn't it be funny if a few of us went round and pinched his car
hehe!

(c:

I can just imagine the conversation about who gets to drive it home:
SteveH: "Not touching it - I read that E36s are the worst car ever
made" PeteM: "I hate BMWs fires up something V8 and roars off"
DanB: "Reputation not dangerous enough. Wheels too small. Gay."
Conor: "Made after 1985 - no chest wig storage."
Burgerman: "Where do you put the Nitrous/LPG/liquid cooled motorised
indicator stalks/gas turbine?"
Peter Hill: "If this were a 200SX, you could get 1000bhp out of it
and fit a wardrobe in the back"
Elder: "Too reliable."
Bob Sherunckle: "I wonder if you could fit a motorbike engine..."
Fishman: "We never had cars like this when I was in the outback."
Ronny: "Audis are better TBH."


I so come off the best out of that :-)

I don't even get a mention

Wouldn't it be funny if a few of us went round and pinched his car
hehe!

(c:

I can just imagine the conversation about who gets to drive it home:
SteveH: "Not touching it - I read that E36s are the worst car ever
made" PeteM: "I hate BMWs fires up something V8 and roars off"
DanB: "Reputation not dangerous enough. Wheels too small. Gay."
Conor: "Made after 1985 - no chest wig storage."
Burgerman: "Where do you put the Nitrous/LPG/liquid cooled motorised
indicator stalks/gas turbine?"
Peter Hill: "If this were a 200SX, you could get 1000bhp out of it
and fit a wardrobe in the back"
Elder: "Too reliable."
Bob Sherunckle: "I wonder if you could fit a motorbike engine..."
Fishman: "We never had cars like this when I was in the outback."
Ronny: "Audis are better TBH."


I so come off the best out of that :-)

I don't even get a mention

Nor me :-(

--
"For want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died."

Douglas Payne wrote:
fishman wrote:
On 7 May, 23:51, "Vamp" wrote:
off to florida tomz so i'll catch up on the abuse and non mod posts
oh and
the fecking spam when i get back on the 24th may!
i'm off to see sand, sea, babes and V8's

Wouldn't it be funny if a few of us went round and pinched his car
hehe!

(c:

I can just imagine the conversation about who gets to drive it home:
SteveH: "Not touching it - I read that E36s are the worst car ever made"
PeteM: "I hate BMWs fires up something V8 and roars off"
DanB: "Reputation not dangerous enough. Wheels too small. Gay."
Conor: "Made after 1985 - no chest wig storage."
Burgerman: "Where do you put the Nitrous/LPG/liquid cooled motorised
indicator stalks/gas turbine?"
Peter Hill: "If this were a 200SX, you could get 1000bhp out of it and
fit a wardrobe in the back"
Elder: "Too reliable."
Bob Sherunckle: "I wonder if you could fit a motorbike engine..."
Fishman: "We never had cars like this when I was in the outback."
Ronny: "Audis are better TBH."

Tim S Kemp: "4mpg. Will speak to my accountant and get back to you."
AstraVanMan: "I'll be there any minute... How far is Leicester Services
from Vamp's house?"
Steve Firth: "I did some work for the German Government developing the 3
Series. It's no good at offroading and the truffle carrying capacity is
too small, you diseased Rhinocerous ****-hole."
Doki: "I don't like the quality of the paint job."

--
Douglas

"Tim S Kemp" wrote in message
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DanB wrote:
"Douglas Payne" wrote in message
...
fishman wrote:
On 7 May, 23:51, "Vamp" wrote:
off to florida tomz so i'll catch up on the abuse and non mod
posts oh and
the fecking spam when i get back on the 24th may!
i'm off to see sand, sea, babes and V8's

Wouldn't it be funny if a few of us went round and pinched his car
hehe!

(c:

I can just imagine the conversation about who gets to drive it home:
SteveH: "Not touching it - I read that E36s are the worst car ever
made" PeteM: "I hate BMWs fires up something V8 and roars off"
DanB: "Reputation not dangerous enough. Wheels too small. Gay."
Conor: "Made after 1985 - no chest wig storage."
Burgerman: "Where do you put the Nitrous/LPG/liquid cooled motorised
indicator stalks/gas turbine?"
Peter Hill: "If this were a 200SX, you could get 1000bhp out of it
and fit a wardrobe in the back"
Elder: "Too reliable."
Bob Sherunckle: "I wonder if you could fit a motorbike engine..."
Fishman: "We never had cars like this when I was in the outback."
Ronny: "Audis are better TBH."


I so come off the best out of that :-)

I don't even get a mention



Im game for a bike engine or two transplant (turbo/nitrous obviously)...