Dave Plowman (News) ) gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying :

Get a room, you two.

I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.

And is Bernard "very cute"?

Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it open
to the imagination.

I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to
Bernadette for all I know.

Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.

In article . 170,
Adrian wrote:
Get a room, you two.

I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.

And is Bernard "very cute"?

Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it
open to the imagination.

I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to
Bernadette for all I know.

Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.

No. I fancy Schnorbits? more. But aren't they both dead?

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On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:23:28 +1000, Benard
wrote:

Bernard wrote:

I don't want to worry you but, I have just been up to the Outwoods with Alan
(and Robbie) and he tells me that Diana has already decided that the Wedding
will be at Brooksby Church with the Reception in the Hall and Hannah will be
a Bridesmaid,
and that she (Diana) is going to have a new and very expensive outfit.
As I said, Worrying isn't it !!!!!.
All my love.
XX Bernard XX




Oh BTW you are all invited we would enjoy your company.

XX Bernard XX

Is it a FREE bar?

Dave Plowman (News) ) gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying :

Get a room, you two.

I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.

And is Bernard "very cute"?

Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it
open to the imagination.

I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to
Bernadette for all I know.

Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.

No. I fancy Schnorbits? more. But aren't they both dead?

Again, that may be part of the appeal for all I know...

In article 70,
Adrian wrote:
Get a room, you two.

I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.

And is Bernard "very cute"?

Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it
open to the imagination.

I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to
Bernadette for all I know.

Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.

No. I fancy Schnorbits? more. But aren't they both dead?

Again, that may be part of the appeal for all I know...

But you seem to have a morbid interest...

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*I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

Dave Plowman London SW
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