"Razor" wrote in message
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Dervy me old mate, your website won't let me post to your guestbook?

I did wish to consider you above another "entertaining" guest book entry,
but then I realised how vicious you are when you're told something you don't
agree with.

How to gain friends and influence people?

Odd. You know, I'm not especially bothered about influencing people, and I
have the odd friend here and there. So what's your point?

Never mind old mate, 6 weeks Skool holidays, or is it 7?

I'm not your "old mate."

Don't forget to get that homework done in time for next term? Whats your
favourite subject?
Let me guess

The workings of a KA?
Keep up your work rate you may get an A*

Good Boy and have a gold star. Mummy may let you have extra pocket money
for
doing the homework, you can buy an extra fluffy dice for the KA

Are you always this clever, or do you practice in front of the mirror?

What's your problem, anyway? Had too many younger colleagues at your
workplace fast-tracked to a more senior level, or something? It's Usenet,
it's not a private newsgroup. You've sold your car. Great. You didn't
agree with other peoples' opinions. Goodo. Move on. Accept that there
will be differences of opinions. Believe you're right, have a smug look,
that's really okay. No, it's fine, really it's okay.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

Dervman me old mate the below did make me chuckle, but then I didn't post
comments about the missus?

I'm not vicious M8, just all carey shaery pink & fluffy.

You need M8's we all need them, so please let me be yours?

What's your problem, anyway? Had too many younger colleagues at your
workplace fast-tracked to a more senior level, or something? It's Usenet,
it's not a private newsgroup. You've sold your car. Great. You didn't
agree with other peoples' opinions. Goodo. Move on. Accept that there
will be differences of opinions. Believe you're right, have a smug look,
that's really okay. No, it's fine, really it's okay.

No M8 fast tracking is for you, with that KA! LOL
No its your own private newsgroup, and you have got the arse because i beat
the rule book and sold a car for more than you thought it was worth. LOL.
Claerly you think your opinions are the only correct ones woopy do, but you
really aren't all that correct?
I agree there is differences in opinions thats what this NG is for, but you
don't want people to post on it!
I will now move on, away from you because clearly I irritate you 100%, so I
will leave you in peace.

Take care oh ginger one!

Razor

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 21:25:34 +0100, "DervMan"
wrote:

The DervMan
www.dervman.com

With dedication:

"This site is dedicated to my dear beloved wife, Charlie, baby you can
drive my car." (and photographs of "wife.")

Well, I have a question. Was she that fat and ugly when you married
her, or did that happen afterwards? She looks like a definite
two-bagger to me.

Inquiring minds, and all that...
--
Dan Drake

"DervMan" wrote in message
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"Razor" wrote in message
...
Dervy me old mate, your website won't let me post to your guestbook?

I did wish to consider you above another "entertaining" guest book entry,
but then I realised how vicious you are when you're told something you
don't
agree with.

How to gain friends and influence people?

Odd. You know, I'm not especially bothered about influencing people, and
I
have the odd friend here and there. So what's your point?

Never mind old mate, 6 weeks Skool holidays, or is it 7?

I'm not your "old mate."

Don't forget to get that homework done in time for next term? Whats your
favourite subject?
Let me guess

The workings of a KA?
Keep up your work rate you may get an A*

Good Boy and have a gold star. Mummy may let you have extra pocket money
for
doing the homework, you can buy an extra fluffy dice for the KA

Are you always this clever, or do you practice in front of the mirror?

What's your problem, anyway? Had too many younger colleagues at your
workplace fast-tracked to a more senior level, or something? It's Usenet,
it's not a private newsgroup. You've sold your car. Great. You didn't
agree with other peoples' opinions. Goodo. Move on. Accept that there
will be differences of opinions. Believe you're right, have a smug look,
that's really okay. No, it's fine, really it's okay.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

"Razor" wrote in message
...
Dervman me old mate the below did make me chuckle, but then I didn't post
comments about the missus?

I'm not vicious M8, just all carey shaery pink & fluffy.

You need M8's we all need them, so please let me be yours?

What's your problem, anyway? Had too many younger colleagues at your
workplace fast-tracked to a more senior level, or something? It's
Usenet,
it's not a private newsgroup. You've sold your car. Great. You didn't
agree with other peoples' opinions. Goodo. Move on. Accept that there
will be differences of opinions. Believe you're right, have a smug
look,
that's really okay. No, it's fine, really it's okay.

No M8 fast tracking is for you, with that KA! LOL

"Ka" for the second time.

No its your own private newsgroup, and you have got the arse because i
beat
the rule book and sold a car for more than you thought it was worth. LOL.

Errrrm . . . why do you think I'm bothered? Did you bother to check who
said what and when? No, I don't suppose you did.

Claerly you think your opinions are the only correct ones woopy do, but
you
really aren't all that correct?

Eh?

I agree there is differences in opinions thats what this NG is for, but
you
don't want people to post on it!

Sorry?

I will now move on, away from you because clearly I irritate you 100%, so
I
will leave you in peace.

Peace can be upon you.

Take care oh ginger one!



--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

snip stuff

For some reason i didn't get the original post, but i got this reply from
you, how odd...

--
Dan

"DervBoy" wrote in message
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"Dan405" wrote in message
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snip stuff

For some reason i didn't get the original post, but i got this reply
from
you, how odd...

Nor did I. I think my news server must have recognised it as spam...


Turn your Muppet filter off . . .

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

You want a meet?


"DervBoy" wrote in message
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The disturbed "Razor" gibbered:

snip garbled ramblings of a mentally disturbed individual

You are one sad individual aren't you Mr Razor? Have you really got
nothing
better to do than flame perfectly reasonable individuals on a public
usenet
group? I don't beleive that you would say these things to someone standing
in front of you, would you? I suspect you feel very safe behind the
anonymity of your computer do you not? It may not be so secure as you
think...

I strongly recommend that you find yourself a hobby, some friends perhaps
too. I hear that physical exercise and spending time outside are good ways
to keep a level head.

If that fails to improve your mental stability you may be able to seek
help
from a professional. Have a look in the yellow pages under "counselling",
unless you've already sold that for more than you paid for it.

Get Well Soon!

The Dervboy
(reply-to address is a spam box which I never read)

No its your own private newsgroup, and you have got the arse because i
beat
the rule book and sold a car for more than you thought it was worth. LOL.

I don't think he actually said that. He just made a slightly sarcastic
comment that, because the aforementioned car sold for less than the original
asking price, then it *was* overpriced. QED.

Now can we please stop with the pathetic childish comments please?

Cheers,

Peter

"AstraVanMan" wrote in message
...
No its your own private newsgroup, and you have got the arse because i
beat
the rule book and sold a car for more than you thought it was worth.
LOL.

I don't think he actually said that. He just made a slightly sarcastic
comment that, because the aforementioned car sold for less than the
original
asking price, then it *was* overpriced. QED.

Now can we please stop with the pathetic childish comments please?


Steady on. Well /sighs/ I can keep on banning his various IP addresses from
my Guestbook and deleting the entries.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

/Muppet detector/

Bing . . . . . . . . . bing . . . . . bing . . .

"Razor" wrote in message
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You want a meet?

Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *pop*

You're easy to wind up.

Go on, send us a picture of your old Fester, or ring me up, I'll happily
listen to your drivel.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

No its your own private newsgroup, and you have got the arse because i
beat
the rule book and sold a car for more than you thought it was worth.
LOL.

I don't think he actually said that. He just made a slightly sarcastic
comment that, because the aforementioned car sold for less than the
original
asking price, then it *was* overpriced. QED.

Now can we please stop with the pathetic childish comments please?

Steady on. Well /sighs/ I can keep on banning his various IP addresses
from
my Guestbook and deleting the entries.

Hey, I wasn't having a dig at you - more at the other guy!

Peter