"Razor" wrote in message
...
This car has been in the family from new and has full service history.
Just
Mot'd, 4 new tyres, silver with sunroof and runs like a dream.

There is slight rust on one wheel arch, but apart from that it is in very
good nick. It is an ideal first car and ideal for running the kids around
as
its a 5 door hatch. The kids are now older and the need for a second car
has
gone.

If you are interested I am in Havering (near Romford) I am looking for
around £450 or near offer?
E-mail or ring 07930 546408.
If required I can e-mail a photograph to anyone interested.


Very clever entry on the Guestbook, really showing your maturity and
strength of character there.

You're clueless. You're more Muppet than Kermit.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

"DervMan" wrote in message
...
"Razor" wrote in message
...
This car has been in the family from new and has full service history.
Just
Mot'd, 4 new tyres, silver with sunroof and runs like a dream.

There is slight rust on one wheel arch, but apart from that it is in
very
good nick. It is an ideal first car and ideal for running the kids
around
as
its a 5 door hatch. The kids are now older and the need for a second car
has
gone.

If you are interested I am in Havering (near Romford) I am looking for
around £450 or near offer?
E-mail or ring 07930 546408.
If required I can e-mail a photograph to anyone interested.


Very clever entry on the Guestbook, really showing your maturity and
strength of character there.

You're clueless. You're more Muppet than Kermit.

Careful now, he's an Essex boi!

--
JackH

PING, they make golf clubs!
"DervMan" wrote in message
...
"Razor" wrote in message
...
This car has been in the family from new and has full service history.
Just
Mot'd, 4 new tyres, silver with sunroof and runs like a dream.

There is slight rust on one wheel arch, but apart from that it is in
very
good nick. It is an ideal first car and ideal for running the kids
around
as
its a 5 door hatch. The kids are now older and the need for a second car
has
gone.

If you are interested I am in Havering (near Romford) I am looking for
around £450 or near offer?
E-mail or ring 07930 546408.
If required I can e-mail a photograph to anyone interested.


Very clever entry on the Guestbook, really showing your maturity and
strength of character there.

You're clueless. You're more Muppet than Kermit.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

"Razor" wrote in message
...
Dear Jack (ass) H, I really thought you would be above that?
Clearly not. Why not call me and discuss the matter face to face?

Yes, why not.

As for Mr Derv Man, my my, 'more of a muppet than Kermit, that is very big
loud and hard?

People in glass houses should not throw stones.

You really do need to get out more often lads, Essex is a lovely place if
you've got the Bollox?

Essex? Lovely? What part? Actually, I'm sure Essex isn't a bad place, but
all too many of the people in that part of the world need to learn to
extract their fingers from their ears.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

"Razor" wrote in message
...
Dear Jack (ass)...

Personal insults now...

H, I really thought you would be above that?

Above what - personal insults, just like you are?

Look mate, imagine usenet is like a pub - you've just strolled into the snug
bar and spilled everyones pints for no particular reason other than you
seemingly seem to be on some sort of 'Begby' crusade - chill out or
whatever... if you look elsewhere, I agreed assuming your Fiesta was as good
as you said it was, that it was probably worth £450.

It's just this ****ish attitude you seem to like to impress upon everyone
that's the problem - deep breaths before you reply, eh...

Clearly not. Why not call me and discuss the matter face to face?

LOL

As for Mr Derv Man, my my, 'more of a muppet than Kermit, that is very big
loud and hard?

You really do need to get out more often lads, Essex is a lovely place if
you've got the Bollox?

Yes, I regularly sample the delights of Tilbury, Grays, Canvey Island and
other similar Essex paradises for my sins, thanks.

--
JackH

"DervMan" wrote in message
...
"Razor" wrote in message
...
This car has been in the family from new and has full service history.
Just
Mot'd, 4 new tyres, silver with sunroof and runs like a dream.

There is slight rust on one wheel arch, but apart from that it is in
very
good nick. It is an ideal first car and ideal for running the kids
around
as
its a 5 door hatch. The kids are now older and the need for a second
car
has
gone.

If you are interested I am in Havering (near Romford) I am looking for
around £450 or near offer?
E-mail or ring 07930 546408.
If required I can e-mail a photograph to anyone interested.


Very clever entry on the Guestbook, really showing your maturity and
strength of character there.

You're clueless. You're more Muppet than Kermit.


"Razor" wrote in message
...
PING, they make golf clubs!

Muppet. Muppet muppet muppet muppet muppet.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

Dear Jack,
I have sold my Fiesta for £400. IMHO it was worth the money, but this all
started coz I dared to intrude on this sacred NG and advertise my car? Big
Mistake which I shall never do again.
I get the impression that like me he who dares encrouch on this hallowed NG
turf is simply not wanted? Then what the **** is a Newsgroup for, 3 or 4
people only??

I am not the only one who needs to 'chill out'. You however seem far more
intelligent than Dervman, and yes it was worth £450, and will be going
strong for a few years to come.

Thank you for telling me I have a ****ish attitude, I am not trying to
impress anything on anyone, only that I will not be told by anyone to ****
Off and not post on an NG!

On the last subject Tilbury, Canvey Island, and Grays are **** holes like
most counties have. Ever heard of Coggleshall, Colchester, The Leighs,
Chigwell, Great Dunmow, Little Hallingbury, shall I go on?? Not Paraideses
but far from **** Holes and I can name a few of them?


"JackH" wrote in message
...

"Razor" wrote in message
...
Dear Jack (ass)...

Personal insults now...

H, I really thought you would be above that?

Above what - personal insults, just like you are?

Look mate, imagine usenet is like a pub - you've just strolled into the
snug
bar and spilled everyones pints for no particular reason other than you
seemingly seem to be on some sort of 'Begby' crusade - chill out or
whatever... if you look elsewhere, I agreed assuming your Fiesta was as
good
as you said it was, that it was probably worth £450.

It's just this ****ish attitude you seem to like to impress upon everyone
that's the problem - deep breaths before you reply, eh...

Clearly not. Why not call me and discuss the matter face to face?

LOL

As for Mr Derv Man, my my, 'more of a muppet than Kermit, that is very
big
loud and hard?

You really do need to get out more often lads, Essex is a lovely place
if
you've got the Bollox?

Yes, I regularly sample the delights of Tilbury, Grays, Canvey Island and
other similar Essex paradises for my sins, thanks.

--
JackH

Dervman, you win, you are far more intelligent and your clear wit and humour
have me beaten.
I wish you well with your web site, amazing URL its full of such interesting
stuff I dunno what to look at next?
Do you race you KA, if so can I caome and watch, bet its great fun?
Bet your school mates all come too and do they bring their KA's as well, red
and blue ones, must be an amazing spectacle.
"DervMan" wrote in message
...
"DervMan" wrote in message
...
"Razor" wrote in message
...
This car has been in the family from new and has full service
history.
Just
Mot'd, 4 new tyres, silver with sunroof and runs like a dream.

There is slight rust on one wheel arch, but apart from that it is in
very
good nick. It is an ideal first car and ideal for running the kids
around
as
its a 5 door hatch. The kids are now older and the need for a second
car
has
gone.

If you are interested I am in Havering (near Romford) I am looking
for
around £450 or near offer?
E-mail or ring 07930 546408.
If required I can e-mail a photograph to anyone interested.


Very clever entry on the Guestbook, really showing your maturity and
strength of character there.

You're clueless. You're more Muppet than Kermit.


"Razor" wrote in message
...
PING, they make golf clubs!

Muppet. Muppet muppet muppet muppet muppet.

--
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

Razor wrote:
Dear Jack,
I have sold my Fiesta for £400. IMHO it was worth the money, but this
all started coz I dared to intrude on this sacred NG and advertise my
car?

Yes... but that's the whole point of usenet; look at any AUP, and you'll
generally see it described as a 'robust medium', with all ISPs factoring in
enough red tape and waffle to ensure that there's no recourse to them
overall as far as possible, and that you understand that as far as possible,
"you're on your own, sonny".

Big Mistake which I shall never do again.

Heh

I get the impression that like me he who dares encrouch on this
hallowed NG turf is simply not wanted? Then what the **** is a
Newsgroup for, 3 or 4 people only??

Nah, that's just the way it comes across... "The pen is mightier than the
sword", just as posting a witty well thought out put down in these parts is
far more effective than a stumbling "Come kick my head in, you feckers",
hastily typed out repost.

If it helps, bang out the rage infested reply, then just save it til the
morning... still seething?

By all means post it.

I learnt the hard way too when I first stumbled onto usenet... ;-)

I am not the only one who needs to 'chill out'. You however seem far
more intelligent than Dervman, and yes it was worth £450, and will be
going strong for a few years to come.

Thank you for telling me I have a ****ish attitude, I am not trying to
impress anything on anyone, only that I will not be told by anyone to
**** Off and not post on an NG!

On the last subject Tilbury, Canvey Island, and Grays are **** holes
like most counties have. Ever heard of Coggleshall, Colchester, The
Leighs, Chigwell, Great Dunmow, Little Hallingbury, shall I go on??
Not Paraideses but far from **** Holes and I can name a few of them?

Well, your neck of the woods is sort of inbetween IME...

--
JackH

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 21:25:34 +0100, "DervMan"
wrote:

The DervMan
www.dervman.com

With dedication:

"This site is dedicated to my dear beloved wife, Charlie, baby you can
drive my car." (and photographs of "wife.")

Well, I have a question. Was she that fat and ugly when you married
her, or did that happen afterwards? She looks like a definite
two-bagger to me.

Inquiring minds, and all that...
--
Dan Drake