On 26 June, 16:38, "Bob Sherunckle"
wrote:
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.

Because he died leaving behind a great deal of debt, Michael Jackson's
belongings are already being sold on eBay.
Garry Glitter was first to bid on his computer.