Went up t'garage to get petrol at lunchtime. Plod had placed a camera
van just outside the local pub. On the way back there were two cars
ahead of me, both of them driven by blokes who drove like old women,
coasting around avery bend with their foot on the brake, getting down to
25mph for some of the bends (I can do this road end to end at 60mph on
cruise control, no bend is severe enough to warrant 25mph).

As we got to the village (40 limit) both of them ploughed on at 50,
ignoring the ****ing obvious van. Then the one in front decided to turn
into the pub and the one following swerved right crossing over to the
other side of the road - across double white lines, right in front of
the camera van.