"Bob Sherunckle" wrote:
It doesn't usually take long for poor taste gags to come out.

What have you got ?

I heard one earlier on but it's irrepeatable.

Not a tasteless Michael Jackson joke, but something the newsagent/shopkeeper
of a place I pop into most days said made me chuckle. He'd gone to the loo
at some point in the night, and his wife had left a note "Michael Jackson,
age 50, died of a heart attack in Los Angeles, California, earlier tonight.
Don't forget the stuff in the fridge."

--
"For want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died."