"Doki" wrote in message
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That's nowt. A mate lived in halls where you had a corridor with rooms and
a kitchen - obstensibly a flat with 5 or 6 bedrooms, but there's no front
door lock and anyone can therefore go into any flat's kitchen, bathrooms
etc. Quite a few halls seem to have been built in that style in the 60s
and 70s. Anyway, one morning he woke up, and someone had shat in the
kitchen, and smeared it all over *everything*. The walls, the cupboards,
the insides of pots and pans. The lot.

Apparently the cleaner actually cleaned it up. I'd have been writing a
****ing terse letter to estate services demanding a new set of
everything...

A new set of everything? S'funny, I never thought of you as being that kind
of prissy wuss. Ok, it's ****, it smells, is unpleasant and probably
shouldn't be eaten (Divine :-) ), but it cleans up quite easily. Especially
compared to 3 day old baked beans :-)

cheers,
clive