"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doki wrote:

I just went to brush my teeth. The bathroom sink is covered in ****
stains...

`just be grateful it's not poo. Or as I found ours at one time, full of
sick because some knobhead had thrown up and left the plug in place.

That's nowt. A mate lived in halls where you had a corridor with rooms and a
kitchen - obstensibly a flat with 5 or 6 bedrooms, but there's no front door
lock and anyone can therefore go into any flat's kitchen, bathrooms etc.
Quite a few halls seem to have been built in that style in the 60s and 70s.
Anyway, one morning he woke up, and someone had shat in the kitchen, and
smeared it all over *everything*. The walls, the cupboards, the insides of
pots and pans. The lot.

Apparently the cleaner actually cleaned it up. I'd have been writing a
****ing terse letter to estate services demanding a new set of everything...