NOTE : DO NOT E-MAIL ME ASKING TO PAY BY CHEQUE AND HAVE THE CAR SENT TO
AFRICA OR SIMILAR. UNLESS PAYMENT IS MADE ON COLLECTION JUST DON'T
BOTHER.
I SHALL REPORT ANY PERSON WHO SENDS SUCH E-MAILS AS SPAMMERS AND PASS
THEIR
DETAILS TO THE POLICE.

I'd like to buy it. Can I send you a certified cheque for £5,000,
which you can deposit and then send £4,000 of it to my friend there
that I owe money to (I'll send you his address), and then I'll send
someone to pick the car up later? Let me know.

Yours truly,
--
Dan Drake

Hey Dan, your offer sounds very tempting. But you really don't need to
offer so much.

Why don't I just send you a few quid for nothing and also let you know my
name, address, sort code and account number so that you don't have to
trouble me in future and you can just help yourself to whatever you need.

;o)

Rob