In article 70,
Adrian wrote:
Get a room, you two.

I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.

And is Bernard "very cute"?

Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it
open to the imagination.

I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to
Bernadette for all I know.

Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.

No. I fancy Schnorbits? more. But aren't they both dead?

Again, that may be part of the appeal for all I know...

But you seem to have a morbid interest...

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*I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

Dave Plowman London SW
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